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Kindergarten
Game
(released 8 years ago)
Sean Young
Con Man Games
SmashGames
TL;DR

It is an abstract puzzle adventure game where you play as a student in a bizarre and sinister kindergarten. The game involves uncovering dark secrets while engaging in classic kindergarten activities. Players navigate through choices that impact the story and the fate of the characters.


Genres:
Psychological Horror
Puzzle
Strategy
Tags:
Horror
Psychological Horror
Strategy
Indie
Adventure
Puzzle
Early Access
Singleplayer
Choices Matter
Funny
Mystery
Pixel Graphics
Story Rich
Gore
Violent
Dark Comedy
Dark Humor
Difficult
Memes
Blood
Likely Inspirations:
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
EarthBound
Little Nightmares
The Binding of Isaac
Yandere Simulator
Steam Review Analysis – Total (updated Jun 28, 2025, 9:29 PM)
Disclaimer: This analysis is independently conducted and is not affiliated with Valve or Steam.
Review Summary - 9,107
96%
Overwhelmingly Positive

8501

281

96%

Purchased on Steam

301

24

4%

Purchased Elsewhere

0% Primarily Play on Deck

Playtime Statistics
Playtime Overview
Estimated Playthrough Time

7.37 hrs

Min Playtime
0.08 hrs
15th Percentile
3.80 hrs
Median Playtime
7.13 hrs
85th Percentile
15.75 hrs
Max Playtime
16415.30 hrs
Conclusion

Overall, players are drawn to the dark humor, engaging story, and hilarious dialogue of 'Kindergarten', appreciating its complex gameplay and challenging puzzles. However, some express frustration with repetitive elements, trial-and-error mechanics, and the game's short length, indicating areas for potential improvement.

Strongly Positive
Dark Humor

Players appreciate the unique blend of dark humor and childlike innocence, making the game both amusing and unsettling.

~4%
Engaging Story

The game's narrative is compelling, with twists and dark themes that keep players invested.

~2%
Hilarious Dialogue

The witty and funny dialogue adds to the charm and entertainment value of the game.

~2%
Positive
Complex Gameplay

Players enjoy the intricate mechanics that allow for exploration and experimentation within the game.

~2%
Challenging Puzzles

Players find the puzzles to be engaging and rewarding, enhancing the overall experience.

~2%
Neutral / Mixed Opinions
Negative
Repetitive Gameplay

Some players feel that the repetitive nature of the gameplay can become tedious over time.

~2%
Gory Content

While some players enjoy the dark themes, others find the gory content uncomfortable or excessive.

~1%
Trial and Error Mechanics

The trial and error gameplay style frustrates some players, leading to a less enjoyable experience.

~1%
Short Game Length

Players express that the game is relatively short, which may leave them wanting more content.

~1%
Lack of Guidance

Some players feel that the game lacks sufficient guidance, making it difficult to progress.

~1%
Strongly Negative
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Updated on Jul 8, 2025, 1:47 PM